I feel like a major derp. How do I get a picture to appear to the right of everything?

- er...you do have a picture to the right of everything. Perhaps you have full forums turned off and so can't see it yourself?

You have it, but

c:

If you mean you want it on the top right then I think you're problem is that you put your image code after the forumtext.
You could try this:

Make sue to put it here!